I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my afternoon dose of brew like a person depends on oxygen. Truly, the thought of starting my day without it causes me stress. Latte doesn't influence much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my soul. I am an individual of routine, and that tradition is my d